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Yes, my initials are J.E.W.
My Bar Mitzvah theme was “Planet Jon." (Slightly narcissistic)
I’m an odd eater…I won’t eat meat on the bone or steak but I love chicken tenders and well-done cheeseburgers.
I was Alf for Halloween, five years in a row.
The first time I drove to high school I hit a pole…and it was in the parking lot.
I’m terrified of eternal hiccups.
That’s basically it.
I hope you enjoy the following stories from my life…I know it’s egocentric to write a book about yourself but I guess I’m still basking in the glory days of my Bar Mitzvah.